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Journal Entry: Fri May 16, 2008, 11:02 AM





You know just how rotten your period can be. I don't need to go into it. But have you ever noticed... And I'm sure you have... That the wretched thing comes when you don't want it to, and refuses to show its ugly head when you want it to? :|

We're going to the beach for a couple days next Thursday. I TRIED to plan this around my rotten period, choosing the only time slot available between both our work schedules where we could take time off thinking, Based on my cycle for the past 4 MONTHS I'll be in the clear. Yeah, okay. Sure.

This bitch has a deadline of tomorrow or I'm gonna be bleeding and doing the pad dance at the beach.

Kinda like how my period decided to conveniently switch gears, overshoot its landing by a week, and land me smack dab in the middle of blood pool central on the day of my wedding. :pissed:

I'll give the fucker credit for not interfering with the InSoc concert tho, and not interfering when I saw Weird Al many, many years ago.

And WHY do they always put flowers and pictures of happy chicks riding bicycles on pad packages? I've been asking that for YEARS. Is that to ease the blow of the fact you have your period or something?

I am ALLERGIC to pollen, which flowers contain. When most women have their period, the last thing you're gonna see is a woman getting all fired up for a ride. She'll wait till the tail end or when it's completely over.

At least the brand I buy now doesn't have that shit all over it. It has just a picture of a pad. I'd prefer a skull and crossed bones, but I'll settle for this.

HURRY UP! SHOW YOURSELF! ARRIVE AND BE DONE AND GONE WITH YOU! I WANT MY BOOBS TO STOP HURTING! I REFUSE TO STAND ALONG THE OCEAN WEARING A PAD LIKE A FUCKING STAYFREE COMMERCIAL! :shakefist:






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  • Current Residence: Drinkin' it up at your local blood bank.
  • Interests: Driving Mike crazy :D, my kittehs and happy fun time in Photoshop.
  • Favourite movie: There needs to be an NCIS movie!
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  • Favourite genre of music: Industrial and Metal
  • Favourite artist: God.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
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  • Personal Quote: All creation has the promise of heaven, and so you travel the road to hell.

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=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: 3 days 18 hours ago
Congratulations, you win the grand prize! :w00t:

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*Starrysue27:iconStarrysue27: 3 days 19 hours ago
what's a swirly? heehee is that where you shove someone's head in a toilet and flush? tell me i'm right! i want to be right! LOL

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=CausticStock:iconCausticStock: May 10, 2008, 1:11:11 PM
:D

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=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: May 10, 2008, 8:46:55 AM
Welcome! :D

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I am like quicksand; lick it from my hand.
=CausticStock:iconCausticStock: May 10, 2008, 3:05:31 AM
LOL thanks :D

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=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: May 9, 2008, 8:34:33 PM
:dance:

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*Shutter-Vision:iconShutter-Vision: May 9, 2008, 8:33:13 PM
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=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: May 9, 2008, 8:57:08 AM
HeadOn. Reminds me of challenging Mike's head. :lmao:

Me and him got into a struggle of wills and physical strength the other night. We were at a friend's house and I was trying to push him into our friend's roommate's bathroom to give him a swirly. :D It was like WWE wrestling only without someone being dropped on their head or props being smashed across the other person. Pure wrestling. And I won. :w00t: I got him on his back in the bathroom in a puddle of her shower water. :dance:

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=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: May 9, 2008, 8:54:57 AM
The pollen is HORRID. I miss the commercial with the lady that keeps saying it all irritated cuz she's all like "I hate your commercial but I loooooove your product!" lol

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=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: May 9, 2008, 8:54:18 AM
You're so welcome! :hug: I love your stocks and you seem pretty darn cool yourself! ;)

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*Starrysue27:iconStarrysue27: May 8, 2008, 6:05:09 PM
hey, don't bogart that headon..................i've got a killer sinus headache going on over here.


headOn. kinda kinky if you ask me.

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=CausticStock:iconCausticStock: May 8, 2008, 4:56:34 AM
Thanks so much for the :+devwatch:

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*Starrysue27:iconStarrysue27: May 7, 2008, 5:52:34 PM
LOL! what's more annoying are the commercials made to MOCK the original commercial. i miss that black dude.....his was hilarious.



*dies from pollen*

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=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: May 6, 2008, 9:27:07 AM
Thank you! :)

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~Phosphoratus:iconPhosphoratus: May 4, 2008, 12:41:05 PM Mood: Wow!
Your gallery is awesome! I:heart:U!!!
=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: May 2, 2008, 7:12:54 PM
:-O...........:plotting:..................:idea:

............................:fart:

:lmao:

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=Morf-stock:iconMorf-stock: May 2, 2008, 1:13:31 PM Mood: Anger
:chainsaw: :evillaugh:

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=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: May 2, 2008, 9:15:39 AM
You're very welcome! It's a gorgeous piece! :hug:

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*AsylumWitch:iconAsylumWitch: May 2, 2008, 8:17:53 AM
Thank you for the :+fav: of Mistress of the Moon! :blowkiss:

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=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: May 1, 2008, 12:52:55 PM
You're very much welcome!

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I am like quicksand; lick it from my hand.
=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: Apr 29, 2008, 9:38:23 AM
You're welcome! :hug:

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I am like quicksand; lick it from my hand.
=thedaemonspawn:iconthedaemonspawn: Apr 28, 2008, 8:21:38 PM
Never. It's part of the basis of the art. :D

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~OneGirlRevolution--x:iconOneGirlRevolution--x: Apr 28, 2008, 11:52:13 AM
Oh giddy god's pyjamas.
May I suggest one sticks to the art as opposed to the backstreet medical exams? XD